What do you give the man who has everything? Well, nothing, obviously, because he has everything, and if he doesn’t have it, he clearly doesn’t want it. So you do what every other poor sap does. You buy some piece of novelty crap, something that combines two other things into one brand new and ill-conceived hybrid that maybe, just maybe, your man never even knew existed. And you get bonus points for wasting a few hundred bucks instead of just blowing a couple of dollars.
By this reasoning, the Robert Graham USB cufflinks are the perfect gift for the man who has it all. They are both novel (USB! cufflinks! Together!) and expensive ($250). They are also, depending on the pair you pick, quite tasteless, although thankfully not Donald-Duck-necktie-tasteless. You can pick between Paisley, Black Leaf or “Black/Rainbow”, all of which are guaranteed to clash with even the most conservative of shirts. Each ‘link pops open to reveal a 2GB USB drive, for a total of 4GB per pair.
Kidding aside, this always-with-you storage is actually pretty handy. I guess the problem is the patterns which have been vomited onto the cufflinks in the form of colorful enamel. Still, one thing can reassure should you be buying this as a gift for the man who has everything: if he has any taste, you can be certain he won’t already have a pair.
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Fuente: Gadget Lab