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The Penetration Shovel penetrates, shovels
The Super Penetration Shovel is the perfect gift for the serial killer who has everything. Not only will its pointed tip and sharpened blade edges let the murderer in your life tear into even the hardest ground to bury any remains, the all-stainless-steel tool will probably help him lop off a few limbs to get the whole process underway.
The shovel can also be used with an optional ($14) foot pad to save delicate soles, and you can also order a flat file ($17, pictured) to keep the edges in prime killing condition.
So if you want to see your friend dismembering and digging in style, and without so much as breaking a sweat (apart from their usual creepy, death-frenzy inspired clamminess) then this is the perfect gift. Just make sure you run away before they get the package open. Just in case, y’know.
The death shovel is available now, for $118.
Super-Penetration Shovel [Garrett Wade via Uncrate]
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Fuente: Gadget Lab